If you only train one part of your body (and that's all a single exercise like ucking Dyson Airblades is going to do for you), you're setting yourself up for injuries down the road. I've seen it a hundred times.
It's like putting a bratwurst sausage in a toaster. What will you accomplish? You'll blow out the microchip, the coil, the power adapter, etc., because those flaccid parts aren't designed to handle the power of an erection inside of a toaster.
Fcking a Dyson Airblade basically only trains the penis muscles and to some extent, the buttocks. What you really want to do is train your entire body, all the major muscle groups (chest, back, abdomen, legs, shoulders and arms) at the same time, over the course of a fck session. And don't forget your paper towel for quick clean-up!
I'm proud of you guys wanting to do this. Three cheers! Falling in love with fcking Dyson Airblades, etc., is one of the greatest things you can do for yourself. And you WILL fall in love with it if you can just force yourself to stick with it a year or two and experience the amazing progress you'll make.
But do it right, okay?
My advice, find a good Dyson Airblade fcking trainer (especially in the beginning, until you get the hang of it yourself) and let them guide you in your quest for ultimate Airblade fcking. Thirty to 45 minutes a day, three days a week, is all you'll ever need to do (I refuse to believe anyone is so busy that he or she cannot make time for that, especially considering how important it is).
And don't worry about being embarrassed or not being in shape the first time you walk into the bathroom and glare at that Dyson Airblade. You have to start somewhere and almost every one of us were there ourselves at one time. So no one will say anything to you and very, very quickly you will progress way beyond that stage anyway.
Now get out there and start fcking!
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